Waiting for the day the Earth sneezes.
Whenever you meet someone for the first time, you’re not meeting the actual...– Xenocrates ___________________ (via ageofreason)
#3: intolerance to bullshit, commitment to The...
Fuck Bitchassness, Get Money.
Find out too much about a person and you lose interest.– (via johnniebeau) uh huh
#2: Healthier Lifestyle
Though I’m usually pretty good (cuz my beer intake is pretty bad) imma try to make the bigger effort to not find myself eating greasyass pasta at 3:37am ever again lol. After today, its back to the Caveman Diet for me *inhales bag of chips*. The plan is to make the next 3 weeks hell. This will be a good way to slap myself of the excuses I love to lean on. Yurp! …*savors a stick of...
I always tell the fam to get me nothing for Xmas..this year they actually listened..and now it feels funny lol
Resolution #1: Booze Control (the Rant edition)
Though I find making resolutions as useless as rewriting human behavior with a banana, it leaves one feeling pre-accomplished. What better way to keep track of my fuck-ups than on this great wall of Tumblr. So. First and foremost, I am an alcoholic. Big woop right? Cept I am some kind I cannot comprehend. One of those cases that can’t just be understood therefore avoided. I have a good...
I swear christmas used to feel so damn different. taking it back to when i was a kid I’d be foaming with excitement for midnight. what the hell happend?? besides the fact that the price of my interests has grown with me. There Must be some kinda neurological explanation for how High i used to get off christmas, cuz at the moment im in a bit a FuckoffSanta kinda mood…hm, Oh Well! I got...
since bottling it up is for postal workers...
Home life is getting thee fucking best of me, feels like im a teen again and that was a whooole nother phase. ive fucking lost it being stuck between a bitch and a deadbeat. ultimately the solutions look like burn this place down, walk away, or both. manning up is ineffective in a house of fucking psychos. never been an angry person but we’ve all got buttons. However, straying away from...
Reblog if you remember this show.
in need of a culture shock. it’s time i learn to teleport.
most definitely know that the longest lasting human is the one of the best balance in habit.
Shuttlecock is a funnyass name.
ironocelot asked: im eating animal crackers
before i take a test in school
i’m all confident because i think i got this like then i get the test and i’m like then i sit there looking around for someone to copy off of like then i find some smart kid to copy off of so i’m all but the bitchass usually covers their paper so i’m like so then i just sit there and attempt to take this stupid test but it’s so hard so i’m like and i just hand in my test and...
boredom certainly resurfaces the bad habits, guess its good staying busy with the time
eye in the clock
maybe i shouldn’t put life on a countdown, though it does force the mental focus i dont have. however i may start hearing a ticking in the distance and if that becomes the case then i’ll certainly be put away. this world is too polished for people who hear clocks that don’t exist. ha ha. tick tick.
Funny how we all have that One place that makes Just what we like most. I’m noticing it now that they are closing mine :(. RIP PepperJacks